It was too many , TOO many time my post is lost , unable to save sebab “OPPS WE CANT FIND IT”
baruk jak abis nulis sejam setengah then tiba2 thread ya sik save. I am moving to jux
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The Fuq?
Sorry world, hari tok ku mok menulis secara furious. Just a question, why people just plain stupid? stupid seperti person yang meng embrace SWAG. I read a friend blog where nya also buthurt about YOLO. I must agreed with her, people nowadays just absurd. They right to be mockery ..
Senang mok cerita la, malas mok madah berhelah and le me be straight. Aku paling buthurt dengan manusia yang claim they can draw attention by posting something that sidak rasa is ” wah aku jumpa , benda nok akan dapat puluhan likes di facebook”. The fuq, i am not talking about something yang seperti gamba pusak , mulut itit, makanan or video. That is normal, even you status jiwang or BerHuruF keDaQ toQ pun Aquew Sik QisaH. What ever torang la, free speach bah, demokrasi even anarchist macam aku tok pun sometime post benda merepek macam ya.
So Kenak aku buthurut? Aku just buthurt pada orang yang post benda benda gore , violent, hurt , kill dsb. It kind a stupid bah, eh salah stupider. Pahal mok ngepos gambar orang patah kaki, gambar orang accident, bayi kenak buang d facebook? Kira mok post ya supaya orang sedar , takut and insaf la?. Let me tell you something, sometime people just dont want to see it, tapi terpaksa nangga juak. Mun dari dari website ya boleh la hide benda nok ko post ya , tapi mun nya login via mobile or tablet? camne nya mok avoid? camne nya mok hide gambar ko ya? sik dapat kann ? ku dah try. Sampe aku terpaksa on komputer , remove gambar ya dari time line ya sebab benda ya nang menjijikkan.
Why aku sik hide or remove jak people nok suka post benda2 dari “ aku stress gila” or macam2 group FB nok suka post gamba2 pelik? Sebab i’m still want to follow them sebab sdak is my friend. . So ritok, if you guys find gamba2 cemya d timeline torang try to report it, sik salah torang report benda ya sebab torang telah menyelamat orang lain daripada terpaksa nangga benda2 ya. Post benda2 cemya is not cool. Walaupun kawan rorang yang post, if you think gamba ya molah torang rasa sik selesa, just report it, be responsible, sdak sik akan tauk pun mun torang report benda ya ok!
I dont care to report, your timeline is your space, and one more, dont pande2 mok send inbok join game torang main d fb, it also irritates me
Bodohness, bagus torang main game tok lagik best
Waaa lamak nya sik update blog ( rasa macam molah facebook status la pulak)
Sedar sik sedar mok dekat sebulan sik update blog. Banyak cer sebenarnya tapi kemalasan yang amat sangat and komitmen terhadap kerja mahupun relationship membuat blog tok kian terabai. See see, my word pun dah ada unsur2 berkarat dah. mixed Malaya & Sarawak, Problem brah?
Hum pa mok update hoh? sikkan mok update kisah silam kan? So why dont le me share u about bertekol event my cousins aka Zamura Genji. Sik sangka that rock fellow already dewasa dah, komited and devoted untuk berumah tangga sik lamak lagi. Dolok bukan main meng embrace “We are Rock!” , nektok tagline tukar dah , Bob Marley version ” No women no cry maaaaa” . Word “ ma “ ya penting. Kaka d tepon nektok pun sik nerais kedak dolok, ‘serrow serrow maaa”.
Apologize if torang rasa blur dengan word pelik dari blog tok. Tok gara2 slang internet , and slang persekitaran, bro jadi brah, slow jadi serrow, duck face jadi mulut itit, and banyak gik la. Ok sambung balit. On Friday 13 , so sdak bala family laki ( termasuk my mom) pergi la ke Mukah untuk mission bertekol and menyunting bunga d taman tek. Mok nyunting orang mukah tok bukan senang broh, nasib la besan Mak kazen ku tek orang Mukah, so nya la jadi chief of the mission, Excited maaa, my kazen mok ahernya tied the knot soon.
My cousin zamura tok have a right to be thankful, nya perlu goyang burong jak ke Mukah nun ( if you know what i mean #trollface) . Semua persiapan, penginapan , transportation , cincin and ahli jemaah tok diurus oleh mak nya. Because of that la , i keep remind him be thankful always! ;-
a) Sebab mak nya really sukak dengan bakal menantu nya, pande masak, pande nolong , and berjaya molah kazen ku dok ternah dekat rumah ( walaupun kuat cemburus lolz)
b) Ada kerjaya, masa depan yang cerah ( sebab keja gomen) walau kazen aku hanya tukang welder d workshop
So menurut reporter ku disinun , sdak sik sangka sambutan bertekol ya a lil meriah, normally bertekul will be held among keluarga terdekat jak, tok siap invite ahli surau al jemaah. So kira macam bertunang la pulak, maybe bertekol and bertunang ya sama kot , who knows? le me so noob this about this. If you think that is a bit weird, wait till you heard term and condition dari belah perempuan. According to them la, semua rundingan tok di kaka dalam bahasa Melano, so since kmk orang bukan melano, terpaksa ada translato .. lolz. Antara syarat2 ;-
1) Sebilah pedang
2) Segantang padi
3) Sebiji Kelapa
4) Sehelai kain ditabur dengan emas
5) 9 biji manik ( old skool pun manik)
6) Dan banyak lagi
Sik expect sdak demand cemya, so terkejut la sikit, macam meminang gunung ledang jak. Kazen ku dah penin palak how mok carik benda2 cemya. Sik bley la mok blame sdak pempuan, sebab maybe sdak mok menguji how much you want it. So dengar2 ada juak mok slowtalk dengan sdak pempuan mun dapat tukar some of their request pake duit jak. Hopefully that goes well.
So moral of the story, be prepared mun mok bertekol or bertunang. Jangan ingat ko ada duit ko bley kawen cina jak, We still have adat ok. Ada kes dicerita sdak sinun, adik beradik sik dapat kawen2 sampe nektok sebab sik jumpa barang yang sdak pempuan mok. Mok madah jual anak sik bley juak, sebab sdak pempuan tok clever juak bah, nya sik la semberono mok demand pelik and mustahil macam hati nyamok dsb. Maybe sdak mok nguji jak. Contoh, mun sik dapat pedang, ganti la dengan samurai ka pisau daging ka, janji ada effort bah lolz
Ya baruk mukah, belum gik syarat sdak melaya #facepalm
That all folks, i know part 3 There is something we cant control ( most epic thread evah) belum update gik, kelak2 la k .. peace out and selamat berpuasa 🙂
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There is something we cant control ( most epic thread evah) part 2
Warning : You need to read part 1 first before read this!
I definitely cool and cold compare to this retarded during school ( suka suki jak ambik gambar tok d internet)
Me Le High School ( Rebel, Rock & Roll, Kakak Angkat Monyet love story) We have fun thing other than facebook!
I got PMR 7A’s and i was consider brilliant student on the block, you named it, In school, kampung, sodara, i am the genius, I am pengawas sekolah, i have admirer, i have a crush with my physic teacher while everyone sibok bercinta monyet sesama umor sendiri. Yeah i know, I am not a student that shine before, , i was mangsa buli d asrama, i was infamous pencuri selepar ustaz d sekolah , Bila ustaz ya tanyak padah lepar kedirik , walaupun saiz lepar ya nang saiz lepa dewasa. I was a victim bahan joke because of that, my first diary was kedapatan by a douche and their make a fun of it in the class. I make a fun of my history teacher sampe kenak suruh buat perjanjian bertaubat. And yes berkat of that i had excelent result in PMR . #godlike
But different in my family, my dad was retired from JKR and he continue working as a security guard. So every night he goes out checking security lain make sure sik sdak sik ngular. Sometime my dad ganti sdak nya jaga sekolah Sains, City Fan sia. I always follow my dad time nya jaga sekolah sains . Normally teacher sia sangat bait, sdak akan embak my dad beloya malam2. And le me normally just reading book ( dicuri dari bilit kakak), dengar radio, and baring2 dekat lantai sia. Yeah that was a one of quality time i had with my dad. We reading book listening to radio, and while nya meronda i am just tdo dalam ya, while i awake, he already prepare my coffee and maggie before we going home. Love that
I am not into cinta monyet tok, sik tauk la custom sekolah ya, it kind like benda ya was a trend, mun jumpa jak, eh ko ada kakak angkat sik? wtf? why i need kakak angkat while i had bloodline sistah sama sekolah? ? And that is the era when student harian was cool and student asrama is a bit kampungs. True bah , normally sdak harian datang pake moto, ada seksi meksi gf sekolah Dato or lutong, seluar branded ala2 grassmen , dengar lagu omputeh , terer BI since sdak selalu nangga TV, ada tuisyen , orang kaya2 dan banyak gik la, And kmk orang asrama tok, malam2 layan blues, dudok atas padong and ngintuk para2 peon bawahan terpilih. Sdak harian sik bley dibuli sebab mesti ada abang2 sdak datang ngamok rah sekolah mun sdak kenak buli. Chey weekling betol la.
So dengan bergaul dengan sdak harian tok la, baruk la tau dunia luar, pande demand loar potong ngan parent, mun raya ya, sik mok sdak nya beli, mintak duit jak ngan sdaknya and shoping ngan member jak d pasa, pande ngular g laser disc nangga blue . There is a time when i kantoi dengan ayahanda , time depan laser disc sia , my dad minum kopi dengan pekerja nya, sia, time nya ngepong lari, last2 jumpa rah sekolah, kenak soal siasat pg sine padah purak2 sik nangga sebab kutip derma. And duit bekal sekolah kira banyak juak la dolok, since my mom start keja kebun bunga tanggung keluarga, so weekly ya dapat la 15 ringgit dengan barang makanan , so duit ya simpan pake beli kaset. and my first keset KORN issue and Metallica S&M
Unlike my sister, during cuti PMR and SPM aku sik keja pun, walaupun kenak leter especially my mom supaya mencontohi my sister yang keja time cuti panjang,Bila padah ngan nya mok kerja tempat my sister work before , sudenly nya madah sik perlu jaga rumah jak , masak nasik kemas rumah since my mom is keja. So ya lah keja ku, dudok rumah bangun aher, masak nasik before my mom balit tengahari, time cuti spm lagik best hisap rokok dalam bilit Ya that time i was a bit rebel and melawan orang madah. Before that , ya asal gauk kan selalu kenak tali pinggang from my mom, but since i am big enough , i was melawan la, so berani menjawab padah org tua, sampe jiran2 nok pot pet pot pet pun pande d sound juak. What to expect .. smoke and rock and roll bah
Me le college ( Where i meet my first crush, genius people , SINO and beautiful beach )
if you dont know sino race sila google ok ,
the fallen ex KML
When i been accepted to a Matriculation college, my mom was mad because matriculation was still new that time. Before, after SPM people will jump to university and not matric. So nya pikir i was failed masuk universiti, walau pun berbuih mulut explain dengan nya, she still not get it , sampe bergaduh besar time ya, i was over the limit during that time after cool down , my awesome dad just talk to me and ask me to minta maaf, Yea my dad was the best dad evahhhhh. Here is why
1) My dad sacrifice alot for our family
2) As far as i remember he never lay his hand to all of us,their was one time nya pukul bontot ya pun macam pukol semut sebab main time nya sembahyang
3) He is the best dad evar, enough said…
When i was in matrikulasi, i was in a culture shock, besa la sekolah agama bah, time sampe sia terkejut nangga perhubungan sosial diantara laki dan wanita tanpa batasan. Siap bertumbuk tumbuk, berpegangan tangan , peluk2 . Ya it a normal for them but for me is macam eh zina tok zina ya, dosa tok dosa ya, than when i get used into it .. You know what i mean right #troll
I am very lucky sebab belaja d labuan, first sebab alot of sarawakian sia juak, second my kawan sekolah pun banyak dapat belajar sia, third, nya dekat gila dengan pantai, fourth rokok and pusat hiburan gira murah, fifth boley keluar masuk sesuka hati. So sia la the place where i develope my social skill and had my first HP which is NOKIA 3310.
I had a crush dengan my junior, first la ya pande suka dengan empuan, sebelum ya cerita biru jak suka nangga. Nya sama sekolah, tapi time nya sekolah nya sik kacak, so in the end time mok nekel nya maseh tahap noob, bak kata org pro, dalam tepon bukan main, tapi time depan2 macam sik tahi , cheyyyyyy.. so kira cemya la tekk noob nya aku. So in the end nya kapel ngan my best friend and le me just jadi nya pun friendzone dalam tepon. Kan time ya SMS free sebab celcom baruk experimenting their product. Asal palak num ya 019-872 ++ free sms. Apa lagik cinta muka SMS la time ya Ngeeeeeee. Malam2 frust dengan empuan ya sebab cinta ditolak, and mala kenak anok muka ayam dalam nya pun sms. I remember time bulan puasa where i frust gila i sambil dengar lagu tok ulang2 sampe roomate ku annoying. I have a best roomate evah ok in Labuan.
asal dengar lagu tok kompom ingat saat2 frust d labuan time
Sorry becer pasal first crush lok k, then cer pasal benda lain, So after finish matrikulasi nya sambung belaja d UITM selangor and couple with new bf. Besa la empuan kacak, time ya we still friendzone tauk sik, nya selalu call, nanyak ne ex nya dolok, at the same time talk down toward me . Bukan sik penah try mok, tapi direject, lekak di rejek abis gik kenak asak hati jadi friendzone tek, so dengar la segala cer gerek nya tek. Hum perasaan time ya , sangat annoying, sampe there is a time when aku carik pasal ngan bf nya dalam chat. padah nya bodo la, iboh kaco empuan ya la secara anonymous. Tapi kedapatan oleh bf and pempuan so after that empuan ya putus friendzone ngan aku .. True! . After few years i meet her in Facebook, and nya dah bertunang ( that time) dengan new men yang bekerja d MLNG pake baju coverall kunin and ada kereta WISH. Nektok ku rasa nya dah kawen dah. That time ku just keja sebagai kerani flt ops, i remember there is a time i post something fancy on my wall gambar helicopter and me wearing pilot headset semata mata mok impressed her lulzah. Well at least i am try bah until nya kawen “-)
Here i meet a friend yang sik perlu belaja, tapi exam A+ semua. Nang dunia memang sik adil, ada nok belaja mati2 dapat C , B jak and group sdak tok just belaja sejam jak dapat A. Tapi sdak sik sombong and show opp. We called them genius sebab mostly sdak la paling gaox d kolej and paling menyerlah sebab kegeniusan mereka. But in University , most of sdak fallen. Maybe sebab sidak sik berusaha kot.
Sabah girl is one of the most beutiful in Malaysia, and very daring. Compare to KL kan, sdak was born to dare but in KL, girl daring because of environment. But sadly . sdak sik se hot dolok when i see them in FB
The last part incoming…
There is something we cant control ( most epic thread evah) part 1
I will be 30 years old soon , so it a good time to recall and share what i learn about ol time 🙂
ME LE KID 1982 -1990?
Let me share u benda nok always haunted me time ku kecik2 dolok. Kecik is in definisi of berumur 5 to 8 years old cemya. Majoriti kid mun ditanyak benda nok merisaukan nya sdak will tell you that definitely a ghost. Besa la kan kecik2 mala jak kenak katik pasal benda2 hantu oleh adult . e.g like “ Jaga ko, momong dibah katil ya ” and kid naturaly been shape by this kind of thing. Asal nya gauk, padah pasal hantu, so nya will behave.
Zaman aku is a bit different, i am not scared about ghost, i am the manace kid on earth ( i think). I always fought and bullied my kazen, and i killed a cat. According to my sister, nya madah that time i throw a kitten rah aik tempayan and watch it the dead sampe perut nya kembung. Sik tauk kenak i was so gruesome that time. Other things i am raja ema Die Hard FAN during kid . Seyesly dowh nya pun epic macam siti nurhaliza in 1997. But Raja Ema was 1987 or something . Asal nangga nya berlagu dalam tv huh..bertandak. Most ridiculous is time bertandak dalam keadaan bogel ( according to my mom la). ” asal raja ema burong pande nait” i remember my grandma yelling me. Hey what to expect?? that time i berumor 7-8 tahun bah. Lom baligh ok :-). I membesar dengan raja ema, norkumala sari, ali setan ok. Masa ya lom tauk gilak pasal Beatles or P ramlee since jarang benda ya di tayangkan d tv. 1980’s is freaking rawk and the most happening Puasa and Raya evahhhhh. I mean evaaahhhhhhhhhh.. Benda ya alway reminiscence sampe nektok :-
- I was teached berpuasa by my dad dengan upah. So if i able to finish a day, he will bring me nasi bungkus sebabgai balasan. He always brought me to bazar asal balit dari tadika and i can choose which nasi bungkus i want.
- Sungkei or berbuka is best evaaahhhh. Time i was a kid, kmk orang sharing house dengan usu, and nenek. Means that , Diatas ya rumah kmk , bawah ya rumah usu, so time sungkei or makan , we always makan d luar sebab dapor kecik. So halaman rumah ada big table where we eat together beropen dengan langit terbuka, so time sungkei bila mok dekat raya ya, nampak bulan rah palak .. and feel ya sunggoh mesmerizing!
- Time ya sik da rasa lalu rumah sempit, seyesly, Check torang rumah kayu dekat JKR pujut depot sia. mun tangga nektok nang kecik girak. Add this, i have 4 sibling , mom and dad, grandma, usu laki and usu perempuan, my 2 kazen . I think that why raya is happening ! because we all togather :-). I remember what my dad like to do on Raya, video tapping movie, macam cerita Balik Kampung and Kolej 56 . We watched it ever and evahhhhh
I am so thrilled because i still can find this in Youtube !
The most important thing when i was kid , i effing love my parent soo much, From my first step , dipaluk dengan ikan kelik, and had my first bisol , my first ship toys , the day when my sister left me after sekolah agama so i have to walk from sekolah agama rakyat ( masjid lamak) to pujut depot berjalan kaki sambil nangis2 . ( crazy kan). That time i was darjah satu and maseh ingat jalan pulang. Luckily my dad found me on the road after he find out my sister balit without me! . I always cry silently at night when sleeping between my mom and my dad. Why ? Because i dont want they die, That the thing that haunted me always during night. Sik tauk why that time dah pande pikir gia, It was something that i hide to my parent till now. #truestory
ME LE YOUNG TEEN ( Justin Bieber Era was a Joke)
I descibed this as my young teen phase from darjah 4- to tingkatan 2. First 1 years was a hard time for my family. We moving to new house at Kampung Riam Jaya, Masa ya rumah belum 100% siap but we have to move from our pujut house anyway. So we tinggal dalam keadaan sik cukup facilities. Lom ada electricity masuk , My dad malam2 berketok ketok rumah all the time, so masak pun pake dapor minyak gas jak, jamban di luar , you know what i mean right? And after our rumah dah siap, i was saperate with my 2nd sister, sebab nya bersekolah d sekolah bintang and my parent dont want her to change school, masa ya sekda transport so nya tinggal dengan usu d lereng bukit. so turun sekolah nya jalan kaki jak , and for me she the toughest among all of us ;-
- She living saperate from us most of her life, time sekolah rendah tinggal rumah usu, then asrama, then studi and kawen d johor
- She is the most indepent and respected sister evah, During SRP and SPM break, she doing a part time as waitress, working from 6 am till 10 pm. And when my father pick her up, she always bring tapau nasi campur for us. She normally take a bath and sleep and do it over again. The money she earn was used for her yuran sekolah
- She is the most pendiam and paling mengalah within our sibling. Nang jarang berkelahi dengan nya time kecik, sebab there is nothing to fight, if i want the thing, i asked and she give me, no argument compare to my elder sister.
- She sacrifice a lot. When i was very rabel , my mom mengadu denganya time she still studied in Johor, She wrote a letter to me and share her story.Nya penah pengsan time kerja but my parent doesnt know about it and the reason why she was so independent because she was loving us so much so she willing to work to lighten up my parent burden.
- The funny thing about her is , she is very popular girl time di sekolah Agama. When i was in a same school with her, most of my senior asked me to send her a letter, mok bekanalan or something. When i gave to her, she i mad at me lolz
Yeah, although we are not close but yeah she is one of my korean idol
I remember this time, it was a time for me and my little brother to shine in the kampungs, Since we are one of the pionerr living that area kan, so we consider as a taiko la, we meet new friend that just move in, make them as followers and form jaguh kampung group. And the only most baddast things we do is melastik burong, melastik atap rumah orang d malam hari, masuk secara haram d kem askar, bergaduh dengan kumpulan geng perempuan. and XPDC berbasikal d kebun cina )
And that time, when i started to listening to rock kapak group macam gersang, rap group like 4U2C and Nico , ( KRU still suck that time) . Semua tok based on rancangan tv ok , 🙂
2nd part incoming 🙂
This article awesome..
I officially hipster #sorryworld
seribu tahun gik bok dapat jumpa :(
Serious a bit frustrated, gila furstrated tauk sik rasa mok nangis di sukut pintu sambil makan pretzel bisya pasang lagu 1000 years kuat kuat dalam bilit. Ingat dapat move on tek , tapi lekak nangga kawan ngepos gambar rah instagram berserta tweet tweet kejam “ i am at christina perri concert” d timeline menyebab kan saya give up. Ya i am demn fuckin jelly. Semua imaginasi cudling berstoking time nangga twilight ngan nya terus bederei padah orang sarawak . #onlyinsarawak
Sik tauk mok nyalah sapa, aku la , sapa gik ! sikkan mok nyalah christina perri kan? paloii . Dah tauk nya datang sebulan kenak sik meli tiket. Actually ku dah mok beli, seyes ku dah depan kaunter sungei wang sia ngan memeng ku. Dah depan kaunter dah ( confident sebab kaunter ya nang jual tiket konsert). tapi masalah nya nya jual tiket concert sdak kpop, taiwan nok performed d genting. So ku tanyak la ngan memew tek, sine gik rock station stok , sebab mun ikot dalam website ya nya ada branch di sia. Selamba nya madah sik tauk, muka menjus sebab kasut nya mok ya sekda saiz. Auk nya partially salah juak !
This week tek, nang bertekad mok beli online, since puan buthurt dah menarik diri and memew ku dah tukar shift balit aher dah. So ku dah mok proceed meli, but sudenly bala menimpa. release mala jak delay delay sampe ke rabu. Lekak ingat rabu ya dah dapat release tapi ada programmer bodo cerik pande refactor everything molah nya push hari tok. Then ku madah mun ku beli tok kompom burn ( on wednesday ) . Sebab hari tok pun sik release release .. blocking issue, balit mok dekat pkol tujoh camne mok rushing? even ku beli ritok tek kompom sik dapat pg. Jahanamm kan.. kadang2 buthurt juak sdak programmer tok..
So in the end , ku lam lrt tek dalam frust menonggeng.. ku spend seratus lebih (duit pake meli tiket ya ke arah benda yang sik berfaedah) dalam hati daripada ku nangga concert ko bait ku g urut kaki, beli boxer sigek, makan fancy restaurant then tapau pretzel.. Dalam hati nyumpah jak…
Di kesempatan ini saya meminta maaf is kata2 saya diatas sedikit kasar. Biasa la orang tengah emo , and saya akui ini semua salah saya sendiri. Next time , bertekad, iboh duli orang, beli dolok pikir kemudian. Terima kasih juga kepada idea idea bodoh dah sarcasm dilemparkan kearah saya terutama makcik razor ( tukar nama dah) sebab membuat hati saya terbakar dengan statement maut nya serta idea yang sik mustahel dikecapi iaitu pergi ke New York 2 tahun dari sekarang nangga konsert christina perri live d time square snun.
sekian harap maklum
daripada
bakal suami encik perri
p/s : dating ngan nya lekak concert #dalam mimpi
Things i do today
It time..
Friday morning, and yeay we kmk orang sitok public holiday. But the weird part is mostly KL”ian sik da pun cuti ritok. Sidak madah since the PH jatuh pada hari Sabtu so no advance PH. Haha this thing i really “suppork” canadian regulation. Yeay! .
Eh by the fu , i want to share something that i think very special remain in Miri. Yesterday my friend ambik gamba and shown it up to me . Terkesima sekejap sik sangka benda ya masih ada di sia, sik pun sticker nya still in tag bah for you guy info , i was leaving AWAN nearly 2 years ok, Haaaaa tak percaya .. Nasib time ya sik berlari ke jamban .. Haaa
Not sure what to today, semua kawan keja , so i decide to go shoping a bit, salon, then g fancy lunch are BB .. ya jak
Peace
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